Category Archives: Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Joanna.
Joanna who?
Joanna come out and play?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
B.C.
B.C. who?
Bye now, I’ll B.C.-ing you.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked.

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Vonda.

Vonda who?

Vonda hear some great Knock Knock Jokes?

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Ida

Ida Who?

Ida rather you didn’t come knocking at this time of night.

Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Joe.

Joe who?

Joe Mama.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Les.
Les who?
Les stop the small talk and let me in already.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back, I’m going to break down the door.

Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Oil Well.

Oil Well who?

Oil well that ends well.