Category Archives: Corny Jokes

Top 10 Corny Jokes List

  • What’s black and white and red all over.
    A newspaper.
  • What happens to a grape when an elephant steps on it?
    It lets out a little whine.
  • What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
    A Nervous Wreck.
  • What’s black, white, black, white, black, white?
    A penguin rolling down a hill.
  • There are 3 types of people.
    Those who can count and those who can’t.
  • How many sound check guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    One. Two. One, Two. One.
  • Why did the math book look so sad?
    Cause he had a lot of problems
  • Why was the little strawberry crying?
    Because his parents were in a jam.
  • It’s not hard to meet expenses.
    They’re everywhere.
  • What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a hamburger?
    Fast Food!
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Sleeping Bag Joke, Corny Joke For Children

Q. How do you convert a purse into a sleeping bag?

A. Put it to sleep.

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Fish Joke, Corny Joke For Kids

Q. Why are fish so bad at basketball?

A. There’s something about getting close to the net that freaks them out.

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Funny Kids Joke, Fly With No Wings

Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?

A. A walk.

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Corny Chicken Cross The Web Joke

Q. Why did the chicken cross the web?

A. To get to other site.

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Harry Potter Magic Joke

Q. What does Harry Potter use to correct his magic?

A. A spell checker.

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Corny Snowmen Joke

Two snowmen are standing in a yard talking to each other when one stops and says, “Say, do you smell carrots?”

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Room Service Joke

Q. What does an embryo do when it’s hungry?

A. It calls womb service.

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AM Radio Joke

Did you listen the game last night on the radio?

No, my radio doesn’t work at night.

Why not?

It’s an AM radio.

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Corny Eye Joke

What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me I think something smells.

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