Category Archives: Rabbi Jokes

Lawyer, Rabbi and Hindu Joke

A lawyer, rabbi and Hindu are travelling together through the country. They stop at a farmhouse and ask to spend the night. The farmer says, “I have space for two of you in the house, one of you will have to sleep in the barn.”

The Hindu offers to sleep in the barn. After a few minutes the Hindu comes back and says, “There is a cow in the barn. Cows are sacred in my religion. I can’t sleep together with a cow.

The rabbi offers to sleep in the barn. After a few minutes the rabbi comes back and says, “There is a pig in the barn. Pigs are unclean in my religion. I can’t sleep together with a pig.

So, the lawyer goes to sleep in the barn. After a few minutes the pig and the cow knock on the door….

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Did You Order A Rabbi Joke

A Rabbi walks over to a nurse at the Hospital and said “Hello Nurse, I got a call that a patient wants to see me but I can’t remember who it was.”

The nurse takes a guess and walks into a patients room, wakes her up, and asks “Did you ask for a Rabbi?”

“No” the patient says sleepily “I ordered the chef’s salad”

 

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