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Father-In-Law Money Joke

Father to daughter upon her announcing her engagement:

“What does he do? Does he have any money?”

Daughter: “You men are all alike. That’s the first thing he asked me about you!”

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Rich Father-In-Law Joke

On his wedding day Dave’s father-in-law Lewis came up to him and said, “For your wedding present I decided to make you a partner my business all I need to know from now is what department you would like to start working in. What about sales?”

“I’m no good in sales.” said Dave.

“Ok, how about marketing?” said his father-in-law.

“I’m not good with people.” said Dave.

After a bit of though Dave replied, “I have a much better idea. How about are you buying me out.”

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