Category Archives: Grandmother Jokes

Funny Evil Mother-In-Law Gifts for Grandson’s Birthday

A grandmother is at the toy store for hours trying to find the perfect gift for her grandson for his Birthday.

She wanders the store for hours, finally she walks to the cash register with her find, a Super Deluxe Megaphone, a megaphone with a voice-changer and flashing lights which allows kids to yell in 10 different voices.

She says to the cashier, “This is the perfect birthday gift, my grandson will love it and it will drive my Daughter-in-law crazy. She’ll hate it!”

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Cute Grandchildren Joke

A little girl was sitting on her grandmothers lap as she read her a book. She repeatedly touched her grandmothers cheek and then her own fascinated by the difference.

“Grandma” she asked, “Did God make you?”

“Yes dear,” Grandma replied, “God made me a long time ago.”

“Did God make me?” she asked.

“Yes, God made you too.” Answered Grandma.

“Well he sure has gotten better over the years, hasn’t he?

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