- What’s black and white and red all over.
- What happens to a grape when an elephant steps on it?
It lets out a little whine.
- What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.
- What’s black, white, black, white, black, white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
- There are 3 types of people.
Those who can count and those who can’t.
- How many sound check guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. Two. One, Two. One.
- Why did the math book look so sad?
Cause he had a lot of problems
- Why was the little strawberry crying?
Because his parents were in a jam.
- It’s not hard to meet expenses.
- What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a hamburger?
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